why I love Vanity Fair

Tina, alarmed! If I had her career I'd be alarmed too!The fact that they print jokes like these, secure in the knowledge that at least some of their readers will get all of the punchlines.

El Greco walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Christo walks into a bar and starts draping everything in orange silk.
The bartender says, "Hey man, there's a ten dollar cover charge!"

Picasso walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why so blue?"

Henry Moore walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "You need a drink like you need a hole in the head."

Thomas Eakins walks into a bar carrying an oar.
The bartender says, "Are you out of your skull?"

Toulouse Lautrec walks into a bar and asks for a drink. When he gets it he asks the bartender, "Can I pay you tomorrow? I'm a little short."

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