I don't really think you can do better than the Sploid headline:
Crazy grandad throws girl to elks
A maniacal grandpa determined to capture a magic moment on film tossed his granddaughter into a herd of elk and then attacked onlookers who tried to save the little girl…
As witnesses watched in horror, one of the massive beasts reared up on its hind legs. The little girl started sobbing, tears of fright running down her cheeks…
Wellsted faces two counts of child abuse as well as charges of third-degree assault and second-degree assault on a police officer.
One worries about the little girl, more because of the eventual fate dictated by her shallow gene pool than for the trauma of the incident. No money for guessing it'll be elk and not deer in the remake of Deliverance.
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Now, that’s craaazy stuff! I hope that guy gets in hot water for that!
I think they’ll make the charges stick. If the parents have any brains (doubtful, since one of them is descended from that knucklewalking moron) they’ll keep the kid away from that loser in future.