13 thoughts on “Summer’s Hottest Movie”

1. Not only would I pay money to see that, but I’d lay down a fiver on the penguin coming out the winner…

2. I only hope they got the penguin people to script it. A vs P was pretty damn lame.

3. Patrick Swayze could reprise his role as the Predator–I’m thinking Danny DeVito for the penguin. Wait, no. He’s done that already.

   Let’s see . . . someone of low stature, with massive destructive capacity, accustomed to formal wear.

   Is George free yet? No, wait. We want to give the penguin a human dimension.

   How’s about Keanu Reeves? Perfect–can he waddle?

4. I was thinking of myself, actually. The female of the species and all that.

5. Forget it. You’d just look like a nun.

   Besides, this is a sci-fi shocker film, neither chick flick nor penguin porn.

   Not that you wouldn’t look cute in one of those tux-‘n’-tights combos. Or maybe something like this

6. “The whole thing is very Lolita of the Valley, suitable for that heady combination of shopping, sinning, and Tae-Bo that we all strive to include in our lives.”

   It’s got ME written all over it!

   And as for the second sentence in your comment, I must simply reply RIPLEY.

7. Just got back from Durham U. and boy is my hand tired? ba da da DUM!

8. I’m not touching your drumstick…or your joke.

9. That’s just a knee jerk reaction, or circle jerk, or something like that.

10. Well the Durham post is beginning to look like a circle jerk; comments all seem to have Durham University IP addresses, but nobody claims to have proof it’s a fake. All veddy interesting.

11. It all makes me so uneasy I won’t even touch Jamaican jerk chicken now.

12. That Jamaican IS a jerk. Why does he keep trying to interest me in pulled pork?

13. Look at the bright side – even when I was joking, I was typing with both hands.

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