Kevin Smith’s Clerks…as performed by Peanuts

“Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?”

6 thoughts on “Kevin Smith’s Clerks…as performed by Peanuts

  1. How many Vient Nam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?
    –You can’t know, man. You weren’t there.

    Shouldn’t Snoopy have been Silent Bob?

  2. Well you know there have been rumours about her relationship to the enormously butch Peppermint Patty? Consider: Garry Trudeau reportedly drew inspiration from those two when he created Honey Huan, (now-ex-?) love slave to Duke.

    Perhaps there’s a “Marcia and Patricia” film out there somewhere?

    Better yet, why don’t we write it and get ourselves sued from hell to breakfast? There ain’t no such thing as bad publicity, after all.

  3. What…what are you trying to say about PPatti? Don’t you remember the rant she went on when Charlie Brown called her a “guy?” It was, forgive me, a seminal moment in gender relations.

  4. Hey, I made this cartoon. Thanks for wathin my shit! See more at myspace.com/jamesaanderson!

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