do the math

Daily Total: 

1 stir fry serving
1 brown rice serving
4 iced tea servings

1 Kirin serving
3 Plymouth gin & tonic servings
with lime, so that counts as three fruit servings, right?

1 well gin & tonic, with lime
1 Bombay Sapphire & tonic, which the lesbian bartender bought for me because the dress I borrowed from Nina gave the impression there was a Playboy bunny hiding under this mild-mannered librarian type. She also bought Nina‘s drink, which I was paying for, but by that time I was too wasted to do the math. I thought there were a lot of loonies there…more than usual on the DowntownEastSide, I mean.

All the lesbians assumed I was the butch one of the trio, because I was the one with the glasses: Alicia is a Kiev-trained ballerina and Nina is an Indian dancer, among their many other talents and accomplishments, so as they got their groove on every dyke in the place became incredibly jealous of me. I wasn’t about to tell them we were straight; hello, I was getting free drinks! Hey, I was drunk, but I was not crazy!

I must remember to use Nina as my stylist more often.

5 thoughts on “do the math

  1. hey…you forgot about the vodka/cran Guu and the Little Happiness Pudding! Oh and the kara-ge, the bang bang chicken, your 7 mix, the tuna…and 2 glasses of the Sonoma Ranch.

    We had a great night. Must do Salt soon!

  2. And the Popeye Salad. I think I may just become a regular at Guu. Honestly, living on the DTES it’s easy to get spoiled for choice. Kits is a relative desert when it comes to cool dining lately. I mean, you’d have to get in a car for god’s sake.

  3. Salt soon…good. I have yoga on Wed…but how about Thurs in the early evening…blades appt has been made for this evening.

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