I have no faith that there will be a ceasefire along the Lebanon/Israel border any time soon. On the assumption that there may be one, someday, and that Canadians will be involved (because that’s what we do, so we generally are) I am posting this handy-dandy image for easy printing out and pasting on any outerwear, backpacks, footwear, transportation, or exposed skin.
Please note the Terms of Service and Warning:
If such stickers are found adorning an American of any race, colour or creed (sorry, “color”, my mistake) said American will be taken out behind the chicken coop, tied down, and forced to listen to Bruce Cockburn, Buffy Ste. Marie, and Joni Mitchell until he is dead.
Okay, maybe not you, George.
But you’d better marry me just to make it legal.
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Hello? Hello?
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A: I happen to like Joni Mitchell.
B: When drunk, I can sing along to “Sundown” by Gordon Lightfoot
C: I actually know who George Beurling is and know both his printable nicknames.
Good, you can be George’s best man. But still, don’t let me catch you with those stickers!
Damn! Guess I’m wearing the internationaal blue crosshairs of death then.
Somehow I don’t think we’re talking about the same George Beurling.
Wait! I may have a way out of this one. My brother holds dual U.S.-British citizenship. Let me get back to you on this, HA HA!!!!
Ah. That could work.
You’re talking about George Beurling; I’m talking about George Stephanopoulos! You can marry whoever you want, but only in Canada!
Oh, FYI that image of the duffel bag is from an OFFICIAL Canadian government site. Yes, it’s official: we make crappy hostages.