4 thoughts on “caption o’ the day: from Gawker’s VMA coverage”

1. Well, that was an interesting little train wreck of a photo album.

   How’s things?

2. Things is good. I think I may start a team “Cougar Force!” just because the name is so cool. I had no idea the term had reached New York!

   It looks increasingly like I may be heading up a gay singles club; I am not gay, but I do like looking at pretty boys, and I make a great fag hag, so this could be fun. And god knows I don’t date strangers I meet in bars anyway, so this won’t hurt my chances. They might have straight, pretty brothers!

3. Guess I’m leading a deprived adulthood since I’d never heard of Cougar Force, unless it’s a ripoff of Tiger Force, which is an old RAF term for the air detachment slated for the invasion of Japan, but that just goes to show how outdated I am in outlook.

   Don’t think you’re quite fag hag material – tragically hip, maybe?

4. “Cougar” is a term for what the French affectionately call “une femme d’une certaine age“, with a slightly more aggressive connotation–less Demi Moore and perhaps more Mrs. Robinson .

   It’s becoming more and more ironic though, as the original generation of cougars staggers over the event horizon. Personally I love cougars. They have added events in number to a life left the richer for their presence.

   Raincoaster would make a fine cougar. Though she really ought to act now.

   And on the singles club too. Research suggests gay guys have straight older brothers.

   {And she DOES date strangers in bars–she just tends not to remember them the following morning, presumably with good reason.}

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