So Courtney, what did you used to do for a living?
Really, who knew she was so literal-minded?
from Go Fug Yourself:
…the implementation of an unexpected hair-hook is utterly great. Think of it: If at the end of the night her handlers can’t pry her out of that confusing gold lame jacket with fur trim, they can just give up and hang her entire body up in the closet.
raincoaster 
I can’t believe Mario Batali’s hitting that.
I hate fake tits!
I think he’s not so much hitting it as bouncing off it!
If she has one more ounce of silicone injected into her body it’ll pop and her nipples will go flying across the room! I hope someone puts the footage on YouTube: I’d totally post it!
Perhaps she could get a couple of O-rings installed to allow her to contract her pupils?
I keep forgetting which one does that: the coke or the heroin. As, apparently, does she.
That infmaous scene in “Something About Courtney,” where she discovers the special ‘hair gel’ and a new speedball recipe.
I have no doubt that Courtney “Former Stripper at #5 Orange” Love has an intimate familiarity with numerous varieties of that particular hair product.