Stole this from Frontier Editor, who got Dublin. I figured I was a shoo-in for the same, for genetic reasons, but it musta been my choice of “Cosmopolitan, yet quaint, and a little snobby” that made the difference. Either that or it’s that I said I’d write a novel. Which I’m supposed to do starting in five days. Gah. Meanwhile, anybody got a passport?
You Belong in Paris |
 You enjoy all that life has to offer, and you can appreciate the fine tastes and sites of Paris. You’re the perfect person to wander the streets of Paris aimlessly, enjoying architecture and a crepe. |
raincoaster 
It told me Paris too.
To quote Doonesbury’s first-ever strip, which concerned computer-matching roomates: “Of course there are still a few bugs in the system.”
I did this a few weeks ago and it sent me soaring off towards Amsterdam. You know, for the tulips and everything. I guess.
Vancouver is a good substitute for Amsterdam…uh, it’s the cherry blossoms. Totally, dude.
Metro, I would have thought you’d be a Barcelona for sure, a Bruges as second choice. You’re not nearly snobbish enough for Paris!
Well clearly they feel I’d be willing to hang about with you, so you’re obviously correct, I’m not nearly snobbish enough.
Have another malt liquor, whydoncha?
I’m too snobbish to respond to that comment. Hopefully they’ll exile me to a better class of town, now.
Not that I’d crap on Paris, to be honest.
Or perhaps I should rephrase that: Not that I’d crap on Paris, Phrance.
Yes, with you you have to be specific. There’s actually a YouTube version of her porn tape that’s deliberately scrambled, and it’s FAR sexier than actually watching her boing some dude.