Can I write an incendiary headline or, like, what, eh?

Everybody’s favorite right-wing harpy Ann Coulter, 45, appears to have voted fraudulently in the last federal election. An investigation has begun, with which she has stated she will not cooperate. Is it too much to ask that she be jailed for contempt of court? Contempt for the democratic processs and the ideals of the American Republic doesn’t appear to be jailworthy any more…
From the Palm Beach Post via Gawker
An alleged voting violation by GOP pundit and bestselling author Ann Coulter will be investigated by Palm Beach County State Attorney Barry Krischer‘s office.
Arthur Anderson, Palm Beach County‘s elections supervisor, said today that he would refer the accusation that Coulter voted knowingly in the wrong precinct Feb. 7 in a town of Palm Beach election to the state attorney “within 48 hours.”
Anderson said that Coulter, since the allegations surfaced, made “efforts to distract and divert focus on the process regarding this complaint.”
Man, she is repulsive. I hope they toss her, her horseface, and those hideously skinny legs in the slammer for a long, long time.
Amen. She’s been so mendacious, for so long, that it’s far beyond time for her to have to pay. What’s particularly repellent about this is that she’s always yawping about how Democrats aren’t good citizens; I’d say breaking federal election law makes her a bit worse.
Then again, Rush got to walk on a crime that other people are doing five years for, so who knows? Kathleen Harris still has a career after all.
confession: i know she’s abrasive, but i totally have a crush on Ann Coulter