from (who else?) Go Fug Yourself. There’s no way to abbreviate this, so I’ll just steal it wholesale and encourage you to check out the whole site for all the demonic and glorious fashion-victimizing.
Exclusive! A secretly obtained excerpt from The Secwet Diawy of Baba Wawa:
Nov. 13, 2006: Twuly, I’m at my wits’ end, Diawy — sometimes, I want to scweam with bottled-up wage! Have you ever twied going to an event with Opwah? The woman does not STOP wunning into people’s photogwaphs! It’s all I can do not to THWOTTLE her. It’s a GALA and I’m wapped up tighter than a Cwistmas gift in twenty-thwee layers of hot-pink taffeta, stwiking my most distinguished pose in fwont of all these people with camewas, and WHAT DO YOU DO but sneak in and upstage me with your Cwayola-colored makeup and EVEN SHINIER clothes? Don’t you WESPECT who I AM? I am BABA fwickin’ WAWA, Winfwey! Wosie and I could fold you up and fit you into ONE of my EXTWAOWDINAWILY MASSIVE SLEEVES. Do you hear that? So DO NOT CWOSS ME, or else you will take a little time to enjoy the view, all wight… the view of my DEATH PINCH. MAYBE THEN YOU WILL WEGWET THIS!
raincoaster 
Mmmmm raincoaster i have quietly specuated a good deal about the meat behind the pixels , as you would say,. Now what would you`re fashion sense be I wonder ? I must admit that unusually ,I have no idea how od you are or anything else about you . I think you must be over 30 to know so much but under 50 to have so much groove .
If I had to guess I `d say ….nope , no idea . You could be a sex vixen or a jeans bird or a sober suit or just about anything i can imagine .
Who knew Oprah was a power forward! She crowding BABA out of the low post! Take it to the hoop, OPWAH!
Yes, newmania, I could be.
david, did you doubt the power of Opwah? She’s a force of nature and I wouldn’t get in her way; look what happened to those Texas ranchers!
Newmania: Haven’t you seen the pic? Sorta like that only in colour. And the hair’s probably different. And the face too, a bit. Raincoaster’s either a little taller than that or maybe a bit shorter. And Raincoaster wouldn’t be caught fugged in that outfit.
The expression of “The aliens say you’re not my friend,” is dead on, though.
I think that Barbara W. has clearly been outed as the vampire we’ve all suspected her of being all this time. Periodically she rises from the grave to “interview” people in darkened studios, whence they return, hollow-eyed and stunned, with a distinct feeling of having been viowated.
Here we see her whispering to herself: “The neck, the vonderful, swanlike neeeeck. I can see her juguwar vein–I must FEED!”
Yes, she’s getting ready to latch on, you can just see it in that extended claw.
Yes, newmania, I could be..
The perfect woman “Mystique ” ,now that would be a crrrrrazy party