Are you old enough to remember the Gong Show? No? Are you old enough to remember drugs then? Or preschool? If so, this will make perfect sense.
I just thought we needed a raincoaster equivalent to the Unicorn Chaser, after the Michael Jackson eye-ripping soul-destroyer of a post below.
raincoaster 
I’m externally sad that I missed out on the Gong Show, or I have such a poor memory that I can’t remember it.
Ever read Confessions of a Dangerous Mind? I really enjoyed it.
Haven’t read it, but I understand it’s a great work of fiction. Especially the part about the CIA.