
I suppose the accurate English translation would be Cougar Rice.
Japanprobe reports that a Japanese porn company has just released a “100% adult” rice called “Jukujo Rice,” jukujo being the Japanese word for a Mrs. Robinson-type sexy older woman character in a porn flick.
The rice is produced by Soft On Demand, one of Japan’s biggest porn companies, and it’s packaging says that it is “100% Adult” rice. It looks like you also have to be over 18 to purchase it…
I can see the marketing plan now: somewhere in a tawdry garret apartment an underpaid screenwriter is banging out a sushi delivery boy porn script; the movie will feature Nicolette Sheridan and some overendowed and underdiscriminating Japanese guy yet to be cast. Working title: Special Sauce.
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Technorati me!
Shouldn’t that be “hard on demand”?
How’s the script coming? So to speak…
Well I’ve made your part larger, for a start.
My “part” is quite petite and dainty, FYI!
Well once I’ve finished with it it’ll be uniquely your own. I’d venture to say that no-one else will be able to touch you in it. However, if someone else wants to step into it there should be plenty of scope for movement.
I’m confused – what do you do, toss one off to the packaging?