quiz: which cryptid are you?

We all know what a cryptid is, don’t we? Well we should look it up, then!

This cannot be accurate: why would I not have been the Kraken? Obviously there’s a flaw in the code!

You scored as Nessie (Loch Ness Monster). You are Nessie. You are a highly sought after cryptid that loves the water. A skeleton of you has finally been found at Loch Ness, which is your home. Your cousin Ogopogo lives in Lake Okanagan in Canada.

Nessie (Loch Ness Monster)
Thylacine (Tasmanian Tiger)
Beast of Gevaudan
Giant Octopus

What cryptid are you?
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I much prefer this one: Which Superhero Are You?

You scored as El Zorro. Zorro is the bane of the corrupt officials of Old California, a Spanish Robin Hood, a cavalier caballero who robs from the rich, gives to the poor, and always leaves his trademark “Z” behind as a reminder that when the people need him, he will always appear on his black stallion.

El Zorro
Batman, the Dark Knight
Captain Jack Sparrow
Indiana Jones
Neo, the “One”
Lara Croft
James Bond, Agent 007
The Amazing Spider-Man
William Wallace
The Terminator

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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18 thoughts on “quiz: which cryptid are you?

  1. I’m Big Foot and Lara Croft. Which is funny, because that’s actually a fairly acurate physical description of me. The two combined I mean…I’m not two people.
    But yeah. Big foot and Lara Croft…that’s me.
    You are Bigfoot. You are a marvelous highly sought after cryptid. You are thought to be a species of early man that didnt evolve. Many cryptozoologists would give their right arm to find proof of you.
    About right, Maybe.
    A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.
    So we’ll settle with:
    You are a marvelous, slightly unscrupulous, thrill-seeking species of early man that didn’t evolve. You are thought to be an ancient relic perhaps better left hidden. Many evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination would give their right arm to find you.
    Undisputably me.

  2. Wow, you have impressive breasts. And hair. (PS to all WordPress users: set table width to 490, and picture width to 200, then it fits).

    So you and Angelina Jolie are soulmates. Excellent; at the very least, she might adopt you.

  3. #4 is a trick question!

    “I like meat, especially sheep.”

    Baaaah! Hell no. I hate it when anyone eats those cute little things. I’m crying foul! However, I love meat. How to answer, how to answer…

  4. RC, I can’t believe you couldn’t manipulate it to give you the Giant Squid…I wanted Zorro, and Voila! I’m Zorro.

    Oh, and:
    You scored as Thylacine (Tasmanian Tiger).

    You are a thylocine. You were thought to be extinct in 1932. You’re like a wolf-dog-cougar crossbread. You’re a highly sought after cryptid, and even though you may look cute, you’re highly vicous.

    Whatever that is.

    Anyway, RC, come anytime to visit us. Your cousin, Ogopogo, dines with us once a month.

  5. Lori: Cute but vicious? Nothing at all like you, darling. A-hem.

    Y’know, RC, it’s getting embarrassing. I’m cooler, more eviller, more terroristic, and now even more Krakenish than thou:

    You scored as Giant Octopus.
    You are the most highly debated cryptid out there, but there is more proof of you then any other cryptid. good for you!

    Giant Octopus 92%
    Thylacine (Tasmanian Tiger) 67%
    Nessie (Loch Ness Monster) 67%
    Beast of Gevaudan 58%
    Bigfoot 58%

    And if you require further proof about just how hard I rock: I am Jack Sparrow–with a side order of Neo!

    Captain Jack Sparrow 79%
    Neo, the “One” 79%
    Batman, the Dark Knight 71%
    El Zorro 71%
    The Terminator 67%
    Lara Croft 63%
    The Amazing Spider-Man 63%
    Maximus 58%
    Indiana Jones 54%
    James Bond, Agent 007 50%
    William Wallace 50%

    I apologise for the ego damage you must be suffering.

    Though I confess I always thought of myself as a John/Britt Reid type.

  6. Ahem, Octopus and Squid are quite different! But I wouldn’t expect a landlubber like you to know that; you only know how to cheat internet quizzes.

    As for Thylacine, type it into the search box of this blog and you’ll see video: you’re the only one for which there is actual proof.

  7. I do indeed have impressive breasts….or hair…I can never remember which. As for you stiletto girl, if you’re Lara, then I guess you must be my mummy. I’ve always wanted to ask, how exactly did you meet pa? I mean… sexy young adventurous archaeologist toff and giant hairy and elusive hominid…not exactly the most common of couplings. Still, I guess I’m lucky you two could finally see eye to eye (and presumably other things to other things too…if you know what I mean).
    Oh, and if you really want pics..well…then you are a filthy filthy person.

  8. Why you do say the sweetest things rain.
    As for Stiletto, you make me feel fat like meatloaf, but that’s okay, because what do you expect from the child of a gigantic ape and an upper class scantily clad raider of tombs.
    It’s hardly a stable household to be raised in.
    One’s always running off to appear in blurry photographs and just generally be elusive. The other one spends all of her time on teenagers tv screens making grunting noises and falling down holes.
    No wonder I ended up messed up.

  9. Woo hoo! A three way tie….
    The Terminator
    Captain Jack Sparrow
    all at 63%
    time to hang up the tights.

  10. Oh, sorry and the second part (I do things backwards)

    You scored as Beast of Gevaudan.

    ou are the Beast of Gevaudan. You are one of the most evil, unusual cryptids. Noone, even sure what you are, but some think you’re a werewolf. Happy killing!

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