Always remember: If you’re alone in the kitchen and you drop the lamb, you can always just pick it up. Who’s going to know?
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The Most Honourable the Marchioness of Witchhampton under Buzzard
My Lady Marchioness
?? Is this some kind of Coded Message to Cruella de Blair & her Young Man, as to how they should handle the Arrest of Miss Ruth Turner yesterday morning (Freitag) at 6:30am (Britisch time)
Your Grace’s obedient servant etc
G E
“And if you’re afraid of butter, as many people are these days…you just add cream.” – Julia Child
I enjoyed that thoroughly. Raised a smirk and a smile.
Lovely
Julia’s pretty funny. Unfortunately, I’ve worked with people who’ve done pretty much that – pick stuff up off the floor and serve it. The customer never knows, but I knew and was appalled.
Julia did exactly that, live on television. She had a beautifully poached salmon on a platter, turned with it to put it on the table, and splat it slipped onto the floor and broke into several pieces. She looked at the camera and said, “Oh, I’m SO glad that happened. Now I can show you what to do about it…” and she got out the mayo and the cucumber slices and she made salmon mayonnaise.
Ruth Turner got arrested? Boy did I pick a bad day to skip Guido!
You would not see that on the Food Network today, that’s for sure.
No, especially not when they’re hiring food experts like Padma Lakshmi to present their programs. Ah, I miss live tv.
Oh boy. Last night I was carrying a 21 inch round Black Forest Cake. I was thinking, What if it slipped….you’re damn skippy I would have picked it back up and fed it to the whole lot of ’em – that thing costs fifty eight dollars, not including tax!
Food poisoning is free.
Fifty-eight dollars? Is Padma jumping out of it after the main course or sumpin’? Kee-rap, even the most expensive bakery in town charges nothing near that. Most expensive I ever saw was $75 for a vacherin with candied violets all over the top, 2 1/2 feet in diameter.