12 thoughts on “quiz: which French stereotype are you?”

1. I rated ‘soldier of fortune’ which, based on the current makeup of the Legion Etangere, means I’m a pissed-off Scot.

2. I am zee cheese eating surrender monkee! ab-zurda

   Don’t hit me! I give

3. I don’t need to take this quiz. I can already tell you that I’m the stinky armpit.

4. Pissed off Scot? Could be worse, but isn’t the description redundant?

   Glavar: Well, maybe you’re the cheeseBURGER-eating surrender monkey? Does that work better for you?

   SG, I think we should force you to take the test. It’s pretty accurate, at least in my case. I may not wait tables, but I’ve got the attitude. “You call that an outfit? What makes you think you’re good enough to talk to me?” etc.

5. We’d make a good pair: I am the temperamental chef.

6. Bon!

7. And I’m a stinky cheese. Maybe I should fork out a few bucks for those undies. I can never escape, can I?

8. Ooops, I meant a I am a cowardly cheese eater. Same difference.

9. Both suck no matter how you slice it har har

10. Yes, but only one responds when a man in uniform yells “Surrender!”

11. The French Seductress of course! hihi
    you have stunning eyes, a gorgeous body and hairy armpits. Men turn to putty in your hands. (Well, not entirely, if you get our drift…)

12. That sounds like a surefire winner.

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