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It’s even compatible with a wide variety of platforms, including Blogspot, the trailer tramp of the blogosphere and WordPress.com, the strict English governess of the blogosphere.
Ladies and gentlemen, we present Blog for Sex!
In an effort to encourage me to revive this blog, my wife has imposed this “No blog, No sex” rule. The rule is simple: I am supposed to blog at least once a week in exchange for love-making. The hornier I get, the more blog entries I get to post.
Note that you must upload your own sexual partner, rather than hotlinking Marc’s. Hat-tip to a certain degenerate horse blogger. You may do what you like with THAT mental picture.

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This Blog for Sex was absolutely hilarious. I’m sure there are many spouses of bloggers who would claim that bloggers spend so much time “nursing and feeding their babies” that they are too tired for sex. This does not, of course, apply to me. I’m rarely ever too tired. ;)
As it should be. But if you had sex every time you posted, you’d be bloody exhausted!
“Trailer tramp of the blogosphere”? What’s all this attitude about Blogger, eh?
Its the commercialization and the fact that they are the blogosphere’s greatest concentration of splogs, blog scrapers, and other valueless sites put up entirely for advertising revenue. They bought up all the major competition.
Basically, they’ll take anyone and let them whore it out. My metaphors are sophisticated and layered.