10 thoughts on “five things: the raincoaster list”

1. +5 for spice girls

   +10 for this link http://boards.glamour.com/thread.jspa?threadID=68835&start=0&tstart=0

   +4 for nailing the dismount

   solid 19/10.

2. Thank you. Too bad the winner is chosen randomly.

3. Oh, god….the dear old Spice Girls.

   I remember back in my living in Miami Beach Days when my brother was trying to mooch money and favors (basically, WEED) off this Jewish guy who was obsessed with me. Literally.

   The guy wouldn’t give HIM the time of day.

   So my brother told me that I needed to tell HIM:

   “If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends…”

   Changed the song forever.

4. “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get weed for my relatives…” doesn’t scan so well, do it?

5. Funny, many of my exes have in fact told me the exact opposite.

6. Hence, exes. You have to know what they REALLY want.

7. Well if only they’d tell me what they want, what they really really want!

8. So are you Sporty or Scary? You’re not Posh, nor Baby, nor Ginger.

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