In about eight years you’ll be writing about the meltdown, rumoured/actual drug use & rehab, a beaver shot (which in this case would have nothing to do with wardrobe malfunctions), and the tearful admission on Oprah that Scientology saved her life.
Wow, Metro, you’ve got this all figured out. How well you know people.
PS You ought to start charging for that! Just leave the Jamaican accent to the Jamaicans.
Not a chance: her mother is one of those marathon-running, polarfleece-wearing wholesome types that wouldn’t let an un-whole grain pass her lips. I think you’ll see Bindi going the Amy Carter route instead.
Haha nice!
-Matt
http://www.mattgunn.ca
Sigh.
I think that’s actually her agent.
In about eight years you’ll be writing about the meltdown, rumoured/actual drug use & rehab, a beaver shot (which in this case would have nothing to do with wardrobe malfunctions), and the tearful admission on Oprah that Scientology saved her life.
Wow, Metro, you’ve got this all figured out. How well you know people.
PS You ought to start charging for that! Just leave the Jamaican accent to the Jamaicans.
Not a chance: her mother is one of those marathon-running, polarfleece-wearing wholesome types that wouldn’t let an un-whole grain pass her lips. I think you’ll see Bindi going the Amy Carter route instead.