Here’s one everyone can identify with! I love that it puts the answers only in the form of pathologies because of course dumping or failing to please jewels such as us is indeed pathological.
Your Ex is Histrionic |
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Sound at all familiar? |
Hmmmm, now I’m not so sure…inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers, eh? But I’m not seeing where the negatives are here…(also, there’s no place to say what attracted you to your ex was the way he looked mid-Marathon, skimming across the ground in those shorts; the shallow are always pushed to the margins, except in W and PerezHilton.com!).
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Hmm, I wonder if they have a homeless crack whore mention in there…
“inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers” – so, not boring then.
Mine was.
we broke up.
There’s a category for boring. Dunno if there’s one for crack whores, but you could run through the test and find out.
Why do interesting people go out with boring people? Is it all a big pity fuck? The stupidest headline I ever saw was on Cosmopolitan magazine: “Does He Bore You? How to Stay Interested!” Why you’d want to was not discussed. I wonder if “lobotomy” was on the list of suggestions.
Actually Angie wasn’t boring when we first got together. Gotta admit that it was interesting.
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Well, histrionic is, as you can see, an option. I also have a boring ex. Won’t do that again. The cutoff for boring is now 1 date.
My ex is in prison and will never be released.
Ya, ya, that’s what Susan Musgrave thought. Good anecdote, bad reality.