quiz: what the hell is wrong with your ex

Here’s one everyone can identify with! I love that it puts the answers only in the form of pathologies because of course dumping or failing to please jewels such as us is indeed pathological.


Your Ex is Histrionic


Your ex is hot and cold – a total drama queen or king.Your ex can’t survive without tons of dramatics, attention, and approval.
People with histrionic personality disorder are inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers.

Sound at all familiar?

What’s Wrong With Your Ex?

Hmmmm, now I’m not so sure…inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers, eh? But I’m not seeing where the negatives are here…(also, there’s no place to say what attracted you to your ex was the way he looked mid-Marathon, skimming across the ground in those shorts; the shallow are always pushed to the margins, except in W and PerezHilton.com!).

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8 thoughts on “quiz: what the hell is wrong with your ex

  1. “inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers” – so, not boring then.

    Mine was.

    we broke up.

  2. There’s a category for boring. Dunno if there’s one for crack whores, but you could run through the test and find out.

    Why do interesting people go out with boring people? Is it all a big pity fuck? The stupidest headline I ever saw was on Cosmopolitan magazine: “Does He Bore You? How to Stay Interested!” Why you’d want to was not discussed. I wonder if “lobotomy” was on the list of suggestions.

  3. Pingback: What the Hell is Wrong With Your Ex? « Dr. Mike’s Blog

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