quiz: which evil criminal are you?

Oh great. Fine. Jeez, I was hoping for Castro. Or FDR. What a letdown.

Sorry, Japan!

Congratulations, you’re President Harry S. Truman!

Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 – just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.

In August, against Roosevelt’s known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: “the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn’t necessary to hit them with that awful thing.”

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you unnecessarily levelled an entire population with the following fine graphic:

I am Truman.

Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.

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5 thoughts on “quiz: which evil criminal are you?

  1. I was hoping more for General Jack D. Ripper, but I suppose this will have to do . . . .

    Congratulations, you’re Jack the Ripper!

    Perhaps the most famous serial killer ever, you placed fear into the heart of Victorian London in 1888. You prey upon prostitutes; while they lift their skirts for you, you seize their throats and strangle them. Then you lower them to the ground and cut their throats; perhaps, if you feel like it, you’ll slice out a kidney or cut open a leg.

    The next morning, the body will be in the open for all the world to see; the newspapers will echo the screaming out on the cobbled streets.

    You can proudly tell the world that you gut women like fish with the following graphical badge:

  2. Do you sometimes chuckle heartily to yourself because those damn ignorant pickfucker cops will never find you, never in a million years, not even if they turn over every fucking brick in the country, ha ha ha?

    The question above just cracked me right up.

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