Since it seems we’re posting one another’s portraits, I thought I’d pitch in with an offering of my own.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present: Metro.
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raincoaster 
Dammit–there I was all watching for you and you snuck up behind me and took m’picture …
That explains the sucker marks on the dogs.
They were delicious, but you should feed them more. Hardly worth buying the BBQ sauce!
I can has trespassers?
It’s not that the gun is so terrifying: it’s what they see when he stands up!
An empty Beer Bottle ? What use is that to Man, Beast or Tentacled Mollusc !
No wonder the Hounds weren’t safe ?
What has happened to Captain Sparrow’s FULL bottles of Rum ?
I drank ’em. Also the beer, but don’t tell Metro: he hasn’t noticed yet.
@ Archie
im in yr tub, scopin yr targets?
Howabout:
“Be vewwy vewwy qwuiet. I’m hunting Waincoasters.”
It is true that the sight when I stand up is terrifying. People told me that keeping Cthulhu pinned in my hot tub was a bad idea …
@Meineer EaGle:
Surely you don’t think I’d use Coors for anything save cleaning my carburettor? In this case I had run out of chlorine for the hot tub, and used what I had handy.
@RC:
Of course I’ve noticed. Why d’you think I bothered preparing this warm welcome?
OH SHIT! That looks more like Dick Cheney!
Hmm. What they see when he stands up?
I thought only cold water did that.
No, no, my knees get all pruny in warm OR cold water.
It’s the lesions…people have fainted.
kill kill kill
Well that was constructive. Could you be more specific? He’s not allowed to kill pussycats, however quickly.
I keep telling you: It’s spelt “liasons”. And people have indeed fainted.
The Marchioness of W under B de La Zouche
Your Grace
….. err … I think he means liaIsons dangereux, for squirrels and other small deer who feel safest when they stand still …. especially after the 5th glass of AerChie’s Mead
Yr Grace’s obedt Servat etc
G Eagle
Well all the deer in his neck of the woods know not to stand still too long or they’ll be an unwilling participant in a reenactment of the love scene from Deliverance.
You call being shot with bow and arrow a “love scene?”
Must make you really popular in your neck of the woods.
Oh I love when Metro and RC spar, especially reading it first thing in the morning. Reminds me so much of mummy and daddy and childhood.
References to Deliverance – always a good old standby.
Mlle RegenCoaster
Mlle
For squirrels, the wisdom of standing still depends on how much of Baron Plantagenet AerChie’s Mead he has drunk
I’ve always been of the view that hunting would be a sport only if the squirrels copuld shoot back
Yr obedt srvant
GE
Ah, but you see, that’s why we have gun control. We feel it’s so much more sporting if you have to go after them with your own teeth and claws. Or in certain cases, suckers.
GE, he’s shooting REPUBLICANS!
Not at all. I am dedicated to nonviolence as long as no-one pisses me off …
However I had heard Dick Cheney was in the area and felt it best to be prepared.
I mean, the man blasted his own friend and lawyer, and I’m neither.
Well, in that camo you could just frighten the man to death.
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