This is hilarious: this is about the only type of bra I do not own. But then, I have this birthday coming up…and thanks to the Celebrity Boob Twin test, you all know my size.
You Are a Flashy Red Bra!
You’re a charmer, with your pick of the men.
But you want a man who’s as magnetic as you are.
You need someone who can keep up with your all night gab fests!
Lo and behold…I am the same! Why am I not surprised?
The fringe is cute, I must say, but what’s the point when you’ve never learned to shimmy properly:?
You Are a Sleek Black Bra!
Subtle, sophisticated, and classy.
You’re not the first woman a man notices in the room…
But you’re the one he remembers a week later.
You need a guy who will make a lasting impression on you too!
Ain’t that the truth….or not. If you replace subtle with brash, sophisticated with pompous and classy with smelly….then we’re in business.
Hey, pompous goes a long way in the UK; look at your politicians.
a Flashy Red Bra
I’m having severe identity issues this week . . .
It is never too late to learn how to shimmy!
Coyote, I think my shoulders are too old and inflexible anymore. Hips can just manage it, but the Jessica Simpsons seem to require more power to shimmy them than my wee little shoulders can generate.
FFE, I looked, but there was no “which jock strap are you” quiz.
You are a lace bra
Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine
You’re a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men
Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome
With a softer side that only you can draw out
I can see that. Wow, no mist on the Strait today, eh?
Flashy red bra, me.
There are a lot of us about, aren’t there? Well, it will match nicely with the fetish corset.
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