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Bitter Canadian
In a highball glass with ice, add the following in order:
1 1/2 oz Canadian Whiskey
sour mix to fill
2-3 dashes Angostura Bitters
squeeze of a wedge of fresh lemon
Okay, the problems here are numerous. And with drinks, everything matters.
If you don’t think so, go grab your Chick Beer or your malt liquor as the case may be and slink off back to the prom. We won’t tell your parents you were here.
Even if it’s a highball, you don’t just plop the bitters on top and hope for the best. This drink needs to be mixed, it deserves the loving caress of a pitcher or a shaker or at the very least another glass, where you can mix it and muddle it and stir it and then pour it into the glass over the ice that’s already there.
If you really build the drink the way it tells you, it will overflow, duh. Surely I’m not the only one who studied Archimedes?
NO GARNISH???? Everyone knows that all lemon drinks require a garnish. Sheesh. raincoaster suggests a green maraschino cherry wrapped and tied in a lemon twist in some sort of garnashian BDSM scenario. Very 21st Century James Bond.
raincoaster 
How about a duct tape twist? Now THAT’s Canadien, eh vouz? (got to keep the Quebeckers happy once in a while, eh?)
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You’re sort of scary. But I like that in a person. So, through no fault of your own, I have tagged you. Go to my blog for details.
Awesome…The Rocket Robin Hood theme song is like the icing on the cake…Made of beer! Or biere, if you prefer…
I think I may go out and get myself one, now that you remind me. It seems wrong to toast Canada Day with Indian tea or African coffee.
Linda, thanks, but do not expect me to respond to tags. I’m just way too damn lazy. Stiletto Girl tagged me with that one a couple of months back and I’m still sitting on it.
FFE, I thought I was “tu” to you! Now I’m hurt…
You’ll always have a certain jenny say what to me – besides, I thought you were a native Vancouverienne.
And a dirty little secret – I have a spot of Huguenot in my ancestry
Kwah? Je suis borned a la France, baby! Which has given me the mysterious superpower of being able to mangle either official language without anybody being able to say jack shit about it.
Not Huguenot!
Reminds me of my Victoria’s Day post, and I thought I had packed enough Canadian into that to grow a sixth Kid in the Hall from it. And we’d name it Rowsdower.
then I’ll always be your social and religious outcast >B^D>
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Can you EVER have enough Kids in the Hall? That post is epic, I’m sorry I missed it on the big day.