Stolen from the greatest magazine in the history of recorded thought, Spy, via the greatest blog based on blogging the best dead magazine in recorded thought in recorded thought, Ten Years Ago in Spy.

“What If the Brontë Sisters Had Been in a Heavy-Metal Band?”

[Wouldn’t they be Kittie?]

1826

Emily rejects ritual indoctrination in the domestic arts; vows to create a “towering wall of sounds.”

1842

Anne throws straw-poke bonnet into seething concert crowd at Albert Hall.

1849

Charlotte returns to public house to trash furniture and have sex with publican; locks manager, Mrs. Rochester, in attic.

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