Apparently, Cthulhu-themed playgrounds are all the rage in Japan recently. All I can think of to explain this phenomenon is that it’s a plan to precondition a generation of Japanese to happily enter the gaping maw of an enormous, tentacled being. An excellent strategy: most of the world is familiar with the convenience of having dinner delivered.
via Archie
And when the nearby school has field day, the featured event will be the 15-legged race . . . after the soul-eating, of course
or else it’s a plot for tentacle kiddie porn
I think they’re going to make their own tentacle porn, live, once they recite the Chant at midnight on Beltane, as a high wind whips the playground into a field of dust devils and a lone fox howls in despair.