Much to my shock, I find out I’m less electric than the average person! Gracious, there certainly must be something wrong with this quiz! Why, I’d have thought that my number of fillings alone would put me over the average, but nooooooo.
Are you electric? How many of YOU would it take to keep a refrigerator running? Click and find out:
Your Body is Producing 238 Watts!
This is 5% LESS wattage than the average person
- You could light up 2 light bulbs
- You could power 60 iPods
- You could power 1 Xbox 360
- 4 of you would be needed to keep a refrigerator running
Evidently, I am producing enough electricity to power 5 ipods.
Your Body is Producing 220 Watts!
This is 12% LESS wattage than the average person
* You could light up 2 light bulbs
* You could power 55 iPods
* You could power 1 Xbox 360
* 5 of you would be needed to keep a refrigerator running
Interesting. How do I figure out how to actually tap into this electricity and use it???
I’m not sure. I know I can charge up a balloon so it sticks to the ceiling; other than that, I haven’t found any use for it.
Your Body is Producing 346 Watts!
This is 38% MORE wattage than the average person
You could light up 3 light bulbs
You could power 87 iPods
You could power 2 Xbox 360s
3 of you would be needed to keep a refrigerator running
This assumes a standard fridge, not one able to contain a Raincoaster’s worth of booze.
I just rubbed a balloon on my head and floated to the ceiling on static electricity. I could light a small city, if only I could find the power cord.
I worry about where you’re supposed to “jack in.”
I’m only producing 168 watts. 33% less than average!
my excuse is I’m still asleep
That accounts for it. I can’t figure out if I should fatten up or slim down. Surely you can get more energy by burning fat people?
“Much to my shock, I find out I’m less electric than the average person!”
Well at least it doesn’t cost much to keep you going!
Yeah baby! I am shocking. I knew it. 11% more than average.
I knew I was more electric than the average idiot…
But does that just mean that I am a ticking time bomb ready to explode?
Dunno. But the fact that I can power all my kids friends Ipods is gunna make me rather popular.
Be careful where you let them plug it in, though.
Ha ha ha! I bet she’d be nominated for MILF of the year!