Seriously, seriously horny. Check it out for yourself: Shia LaBeouf, boeufcake supreme, Hollywood heartthrob and possible Indiana Jones love child, is horny as hell. For obvious reasons, I have placed this particular image over the jump. We don’t want to scare the horses!
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That was all far too much info on the Furries page. And they are deluded! How can a dragon be a furry?
Shia would not scare the horses if he was given a megaphone and a cattle prod!
If it eats enough persian kittens, wouldn’t it be furry, at least on the INSIDE?
This could be Japan’s new science – cutting open persian-pussy-eating dragons (the really rare ones). In the interests of science, of course.
That would really mess up my collection of furry dragon-pats!
What would Greenpeace do, though?
The pink ears are a nice touch; is he wearing 2 bananas off of his skull? Is that chamois cloth for his hooves?
As for Japan’s new science, I would say, only if it somehow involved robots and purple tentacles.
Jawohl, Herr AerChie
After all, Persian-Munching Pussies ARE NOT (… err … are not) an EnDangered Species – it’s the Persian Pussies & Conservative MPs’ expense claimants that Gaia=Worshippers should be worrying about
Es macht man denken, nee
Das ist es, doch
errr … “Persian-Pussy Munching Dragons” ….
Those Persians really get around, is what I heard.
Did you hear Boris is a walrus? Who’s his carpenter, I wonder?