Actually, another startlingly accurate quiz from the weird mists of the intertubes. Hey, random has to be right at least half the time in a random and meaningless universe, right? I’ve always said that the problem with artificial intelligenceis not that it isn’t intelligent enough: it’s that it isn’t artificial enough.
You Are A Hazelnut Tree |
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No matter what, you always make a lasting impression – you’re quite popular. Passionate, you are an active fighter for social causes and politics. In general, you are moody, honest, a perfectionist, and very sexual. |

You’re a damned Special Branch Detective!
Run boyos! The Brit army’s crawlin all over the neighborhood! Who in ‘ell trusted this royalist scumbag for the last year? He probably got Paddy sent up to the Maze!.
We’ll get ya, you crown-lovin Judas! We know what you look like and as God and Padraic are my witness, your family will never see a moment’s piece for the rest of their Anglican lives!
Me? I’m Irish Catholic on one side and Irish Protestant on the other: I’m a whole civil war wrapped up in one woman.
Which explains a great deal, actually.
And BTW, welcome to the weekend; looks like WordPress’s servers are taking the next couple of days off.
Sorry. I just couldn’t bring myself to post ‘Poplar tree.’
You Are A Maple Tree
There’s not anyone in this world quite like you.
You are full of imagination, ambition, and originality.
Shy but confident, you hunger for new experiences.
You have a good memory and learn easily.
You are sometimes nervous and always complex (especially in love).
I think the real Celts would say we’re all nuts for doing this quiz.
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I’m a poplar tree – does this mean I am almost popular?
I, too, am a Maple Tree.
Yeah, well Rain, aren’t we all nuts for doing any quiz?
I’m not sure, Jae. I should make a quiz about that.
Rain, I’m a hazelNUT just like you :-)
I’m an apple tree
You are quiet and shy at times, but you have lots of charm and appeal.
You are quite attractive: your pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, and adventurous spirit draw people in.
Sensitive and loyal in love, you want to love and be loved.
You are a faithful and tender partner – who is generous in sharing your many talents.
You love children, and you need an affectionate partner.
Of course, this says nothing of how I my more sinister side is responsible for sin! Mwahahahahhaha.
Mystical trivia fact: did you know that the wardrobe in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe was made out of apple wood from an apple tree which was grown from the seed of THAT apple tree? Like, the Adam and Eve one? Tis true, but you have to read The Magician’s Nephew with an eye for detail to figure it out.
hey raincoaster, anaglyph has an apple tree that was grown from the seed of THAT apple tree.
seriously! go see…..
oops… I meant the other “THAT” apple tree….
Interesting. Between analglyph and me, we’ve got all the most important apple trees in creation or Creationism covered!
im a poploar tree also :). oh hey there im new here :)