33 thoughts on “lolsekrits not ded!”

1. Wow, Lassie’s revenge. LOL

2. I promise I’ll have something more interesting in a couple of days, but right now I’m waiting for all the kinks to get worked out in WordPress.

3. I always suspected Lassie had a dark side.

4. especially since Lassie is a boy. In fact, every Lassie on TV and the movies has been a boy. It just goes to show that gender-confused villains make the most interesting villains.

   Or maybe that Timmy discovered Lassie’s secret and had to be silenced . . . .

5. Lassie’s secret was telepathy.

   C’mon–how else do you get from: “Woof, woof” to:

   “What’s that Lassie? You say a diabetic ranger has fallen down an abandoned mineshaft and broken his leg and needs insulin? And that the paramedics better wear their lead undies ‘cos it’s an abandoned uranium mine shaft? Good girl, Lassie!”

6. Actually, NOT every Lassie has been a boy. The second-last one was a girl, but that series got canceled right quick.

   And yes, Lassie was telepathic. I thought everyone knew that?

7. Clearly Lassie had had enough of the whole trannie thing and Timmy had to go.

8. The exception proves the rule – Rudd Weatherwax knew more than 60 years ago that Americans repressed their sexual urges and really wanted to see boys playing girls.

   Surprised there wasn’t tentacle porn in mainstream American cinema in the 40’s and 50’s

9. It worked so well in Shakespeare’s day. Now all we have is David Bowie and Bobby Trendy.

10. The whole thing sounds like ‘Deathtrap.’ I wonder who’s playing the Michael Caine role and who’s playing Christopher Reeve. I suppose June Lockhart is Dyan Cannon . . . .

11. You’ve seen a Christopher Reeve movie other than Superman? You poor thing.

12. Oh you have forgotten Eddie Izzard. The best cross dresser of all. Shame.

13. I’ve never SEEN Eddie Izzard except in the Four Yorkshiremen video and that series he does with Minnie Driver.

14. Oh. My. God. You poor deprived child. Run do not walk:

    Eddie Izzard.

15. Alas, while I can see he’s a dab hand with the eyeliner, I have no sound on my computer at the moment. My speakers are the speakers of death: I plugged them into my new server and now it won’t even connect with the monitor, keyboard, or mouse. They are accurst. And my headphones for whatever reason will only give me sound from CDs, nothing from online. Is very annoying and as soon as I have five bucks I’ll trot down to Value Village and get myself some less dangerous speakers, but that won’t be for awhile.

16. Sounds like you’re an electronic Helen Keller.

    What’s Rain’s favorite saudio format? RGB

17. audio

    It’s hard to type when Annie’s fingering your palm

18. Saudio? I like this one.

19. anything like s.s.s.sudio?

20. I think in the Eighties music was banned in Saudi, so no.

    Which reminds me to do that post about my mother squaredancing outside of Riyadh.

21. hot diggedy dogz . . .
    Lassie on crack!
    ~m

22. She’s not on crack, she’s simply tired of hearing Timmy whine in the forums about the WordPress upgrade. Who can blame her?

23. How sociopathic!

    In America this is known as serial dog.

    Not to be confused with the Asian version – which is cereal dog.

24. Arf, arf!

25. brings new meaning to dog bowl

26. Dog Bowl: wasn’t that Lassie vs Maximillian in ’75? The Bark in the Park, they called it.

27. Collie vs. Schell? I don’t remember that part in ‘Judgement at Nuremburg’ . . . .

28. WHAT? Didn’t you watch the Bionic Woman? With her dog, Max? Maximillion. Because guess how much he cost?

29. Is this a trick question?

30. Rain – show me more than 100,000 people in the U.S. who watched “The Bionic Woman” and I’ll show you the same group who watched Allan Carr’s “Can’t Stop the Music.”

31. Not the new series, silly. The one with Lindsay Waggonner. If you tell me you didn’t watch that I may have to stop speaking to you.

32. I AM referring to the Lindsey Wagner series. You seem to have her confused with LYLE Waggoner, the dashing male lead in the 1970’s series ‘Wonder Woman’ with Lynda Carter and (briefly) Debra Winger.

33. The Bionic Woman was a top series. I can’t help it if you didn’t get reception on Pappy’s farm.

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