13 thoughts on “Why is an oyster like a man?”

1. Replace man with woman – works just as well. :-)

2. I wouldn’t know. I get all of my maxims from Cosmopolitan magazine.

3. Ha! So true.

4. err … umm

   What’s true

5. Everything. In some universe.

6. And I thought you were going to say ‘once you get them out of their shell, they’ll go down on anything.’

7. The problem is, they won’t STAY down.

8. There’s a saying about pearls in here somewhere….

9. Yeah, I’ve been going through the contents of the septic tank but so far, no luck.

10. “Because a bad one can do a LOT of damage and take forever to get over.”

    Sounds good to me.

11. Trust me, it was not good.

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13. the oyster or the man?

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