Everyone is talking about this Recession, saying that all the numbers are in and it’s a sure thing. Yet, I see no breadlines, hear no word of Wall Street defenestrations (must! pray! harder!). But today proof has emerged that the dreaded Recession, with its associated Stagflation (which sounds like a half-boner at a Bachelor Party) and other related, undead terms rising from the grave of the Seventies, has returned to haunt us like the ghost of Sonny Bono.
What dismal form has this proof taken? Nothing less than a video showing that the noxious poison of the economic downturn has the very GODS in its gory paws.
Cthulhu layoffs.
raincoaster 
Hummmppphhhhh
Cthulhu Fraud!
What are you TALKING ABOUT? You’ve never heard of Y’golgnac? That is obviously him right there; who else would have live humans lay their arms in a tub of dead fish? EH? Do you know of ANYONE ELSE who would do that?
There’s a Martina Navritilova joke somewhere in all of this . . . .
No squirming out from under! Y’golonac is HEADLESS and speaks through the MOUTHS IN HIS HANDS! Hilary may have convinced Bill to put his arms into a tub of dead fish! The PUNishment could have begun with a FISTula – – – Although Martina probably had little to do with the event.
You’d need long arms and a strong stomach to find it though. I’m not going to fish around in there.
Archie, it’s a MASK, of course. He doesn’t speak through the mouths in his hands, he EATS through them.
Archie I somehow knew you would go there but I never thought you’d take Bill Clinton with you.
Ahh, A mask. I can live with that – providing he doesn’t want to do a laying on of hands with me as the layee.
As for Bill, wave an open mouth at him and he will follow you anywhere – – –
What did Bill Clinton say to the new intern?
“Hmm, haven’t come across your face before!”