7 thoughts on “how to make a Dirty Martini REALLY dirty”

1. Presumably there’s a Nova Scotia poteen on the way entitled the “Dirty Alex”.

   Oh, wait–it seems they’ve already got one.

2. Just don’t ask for a short one!

3. Well thank GOD it wasn’t “Joe Canadian!”

4. Yeah–we’d have to rewrite that rant again.

5. “I! Am! Required By Law To Register My Address With The Parole Board And Remain No Less Than Fifty Metres Away From Schools At All Times!”

   Catchy.

6. Ok, this is fucked up, but that drawing looks like my father. Especially the nose and chin. I wonder if I should forward this to him?

7. Uh, not if you want to be in the will.

   The third one is missing a bit: “Conversation strained.”

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.