how to make a Dirty Martini REALLY dirty Posted on May 6, 2008 by raincoaster Another from Married to the Sea. : : : : : : : : : : : Don't keep it to yourself!Click to share on Fark me! (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tweet (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
Presumably there’s a Nova Scotia poteen on the way entitled the “Dirty Alex”. Oh, wait–it seems they’ve already got one.
“I! Am! Required By Law To Register My Address With The Parole Board And Remain No Less Than Fifty Metres Away From Schools At All Times!” Catchy.
Ok, this is fucked up, but that drawing looks like my father. Especially the nose and chin. I wonder if I should forward this to him?
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raincoaster 
Presumably there’s a Nova Scotia poteen on the way entitled the “Dirty Alex”.
Oh, wait–it seems they’ve already got one.
Just don’t ask for a short one!
Well thank GOD it wasn’t “Joe Canadian!”
Yeah–we’d have to rewrite that rant again.
“I! Am! Required By Law To Register My Address With The Parole Board And Remain No Less Than Fifty Metres Away From Schools At All Times!”
Catchy.
Ok, this is fucked up, but that drawing looks like my father. Especially the nose and chin. I wonder if I should forward this to him?
Uh, not if you want to be in the will.
The third one is missing a bit: “Conversation strained.”