I worked at Starbucks for seven years. I know what I’m talking about here.
Yet, as I may have mentioned, every time I tried to make latte art, it just turned out looking like a vagina.
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If you’re Camille Paglia, this looks like a vagina too . . .
SNAP!
Okay, the team of FFE and Archie wins comment of the day.
That does not look like my vagina. I know it may be indelicate to say that but it had to be said.
I heard a great term today. For sex in a senior’s home, it’s called “getting some prune-tang.”
Great, Archie and I are the Rowan and Martin of the blog set.
Say goodnight, Dick – – –
Goodnight, Dicks.
And may the flying fickle finger of fate fly right up your nose.
Actually, the flying fickle finger of fate has just handed me a post title even Her Great Moistness would find hard to top – – –
Oh, DUDE! I did the “great tits” headline two years ago!
Damn! I mean, Oh Bother! Poop! I mean – like – did it work?
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Yes, it was awesome for hits.
But don’t be embarrassed. The Beeb do this same damn story every year, and they know EXACTLY what they’re doing.
I’ll settle for “Great for hits”. Old Auntie B is no slouch. She has had a lot of experience – just look at some of those old radio shows – – –
You folks are so Freudian. I just saw a burrowing owl, or maybe a basket of brown-eyed Susans.
Gee, your vag-atte smells terrific . . .
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What do you call an open can of tuna?
Lesbian potpourri.
Where’s the first place a lesbian goes for redecorating? – World of Carpet
Who’s the lesbian community’s favorite character on ‘Law and Order’? – Detective Munch
Lesbian carpentry uses no nails. It’s all tongue-in-groove.
badadaDUM!
Or BUM, even.
Wow, you said vagina and prune tang. And I was just thinking you deleted one of my comments because I said “beaver!”
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
BTW, no offense, but I think you might want to work on your art skills because they don’t amount to dick.
Ha. Ha. Have you seen the Failblog?
http://failblog.org/2008/05/07/art-education-fail/