Apparently, people are finding the whole “Leatherface Bakery” post a bit strong, particularly in concert with the “He’s eating my BRAIN!” post which immediately followed it. To offer salve to your traumatized synapses, to pay Spiegs back for allowing my shameless link whoring (subject to revocation if I wake up to find I’ve been executed again), and also to keep the whole Heads In Danger theme we’ve got going today on the ol’ raincoaster blog, I offer the following amusing (and only somewhat bloodthirsty) images of foodheads, which I stole from Fabulously40 via Gawker.
I think Mister Potatohead has had a little work done, don’t you?
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It has been a little dark but wow Mr. Potato Head has cheekbones? He might even get a date at this rate.
[Um, not with me, but, you know, I am just sayin’.]
He’s totally got implants, though. In five years he’ll look like Mickey Rourke!
mr potatohead looks pretty hot to me. guess that means I’ve had enough to drink already
Either that or you’ve got a thing for Vulcan vegetables. He looks like a chlorophyll-based Spock, I am thinking.
Now, a cucumber I could totally understand…
What do you call a man (in German) with a potato on his head?
Dare I ask? Everything sounds filthy in German.
If I lose any digits peeling spuds today I’m gonna blame YOU
Don’t be ridiculous: blame the IRISH! Duh!
is it me or does that potato look like spock?
It’s not you!
If I didn’t know you, I’d say, Get a life!
“What do you call a man (in German) with a potato on his head?”
We’re waiting!
Don’t be silly? What would I do with a life? Stick it in the freezer for later?
It’s not Spock it’s so is Richard Gere, he’s coloured his hair at last
That might be it. Do gerbils like potato?
Rain, I am particularly enamored with this one:
Oh! I need a life, too.
Yeah, that one’s a bit creepy.