Actually, I love that dress. I would wear it every damn day.
Also: howcum celebrities get to do this kind of crap to their hair all the time and it never falls out? Are they genetically different? Bred somewhere on an island where the Supremes, the Monkees, and Abba are holed up, pumping out eugenically perfect pop stars? It would explain a lot, when you think about it.
raincoaster 
I think it’s actually called Barfing Deer Island.
That material is really nasty. Slitting Bambi’s throat? Well if you have no talent wear outrageous clothes or get your tits out. Tits are so last season though..
Um, on closer inspection, the map says “Bleeding Deer Island”. That glass of wine obviously threw me off.
Geez, no wonder I’m lost…
I agree Lily Allen has no real talent. That one song of hers? Not even catchy. But she’s very good at looking like Tinkerbell and behaving like Keith Richards and getting away with it. I suppose failing upwards is a talent, I guess.
But I am being sincere: I really would wear that dress in a heartbeat!
Just another unattractive celebritch. I’d wear that dress in a heartbeat, too, as long as there were no cameras around. Or not.
The tan, it must be said, does not work with the pink, nor with the dress. Dita von Teese, however, would look devastating in that dress. And so would I.
But she should have done the hair blue, to match the nails and the shoes. Turquoise would have set the red off more.
Prove it. With photos.
Well, see, the difference between Lily Allen and me is (besides the fact that she’s a rich, famous twentysomething who chainsmokes and gets shitfaced at every public opportunity while retaining the reputation of an angel and I am not) that she can AFFORD that dress, and I, alas, cannot.
But I’d have worn it better, I’m telling you. Turquoise hair and pale skin.
Now that I agree with completely – on you that dress would have looked good. On her? She has nothing to back it up so she just looks like she’s trying too hard. And Dita Von Teese? Yes, she could wear anything and look good.
Although if I wore it it would clash with my hair.
Which IS, strange to say, getting better-looking. Still not happy with it, though.
best dress EVER. I would scratch eyes out to get my hands on it (not yours raincoaster)
You have my permission to scratch Lily’s eyes out, but don’t get her blood on the dress. It’s probably full of coke and nicotine, and that shit stains.
“eugenically perfect pop stars?”
Mike Nesbeth of the Monkee’s. I think not!
NeSMITH! And the man invented MTV. He’s the coolest Monkee. You should see his audition tape!
Don’t forget that his mom invented Wite-Out, too. Or that Frank Zappa impersonated Mike Nesmith while Nesmith impersonated Zappa on one episode of “The Monkees.” Definitely the coolest Monkee.
Dude, I posted that here last year. Frank on Mike on Frank!
frank on mike on frank? that sounds kinda kinky
How could it be any other way?
And Frank was on Steve (Allen) playing a bicycle.
There’s a picture I won’t get out of my mind’s eye any time soon, no matter how hard I scrub.
There are some things you just can’t unthink. Like Archie’s squidgoatse.
Exactly. Those Aussies! Never afraid to “go there.” Although what they catch there and what it takes to cure it I do not know.
Kinda like the old joke, “What do you get for a guy who has everything?” The answer used to be “Penicillin.”
Now it’s, “More Vegemite and Toohey’s.”
I thought Nesmith invented whiteout for typewriters. Didn’t know he invented MTV!
Still, Mike Nesmith.
No, his mother invented wite-out. Mike was born a genius!
Then how do you explain the side burns….
Keeping up with Frank, of course.
Mike took after his mom. She liked Frank, too.
One would assume so.