This is a subject with which I have an intimate degree of familiarity, so I do not hesitate to post this explosive photo here. I can has immodium?
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This is a subject with which I have an intimate degree of familiarity, so I do not hesitate to post this explosive photo here. I can has immodium?
raincoaster 
haha that’s funny
Easy for you to say. You didn’t have to clean up the place afterwards. It looked like an explosion in Halifax harbour (Canadian in-joke. In very poor taste, that is).
Hey, those are scorpions!! I’d better leave. Their tails bite.
Much like mine, actually.
Does every wonderful woman have tails like you do? I feel there’s something growing between my b*tts…
No, I’m one of a kind for sure.
hold on… those are butter knives! These must be sissy lobsters.
Is there anything more terrifying to a lobster than butter, though? It’s like funeral lilies are to us.
OMG those aren’t sissys. They are cannibal Lobsters!
I-Can-has-butter-spread!
Exactly!