This is a subject with which I have an intimate degree of familiarity, so I do not hesitate to post this explosive photo here. I can has immodium?
This is a subject with which I have an intimate degree of familiarity, so I do not hesitate to post this explosive photo here. I can has immodium?
haha that’s funny
Easy for you to say. You didn’t have to clean up the place afterwards. It looked like an explosion in Halifax harbour (Canadian in-joke. In very poor taste, that is).
Hey, those are scorpions!! I’d better leave. Their tails bite.
Much like mine, actually.
Does every wonderful woman have tails like you do? I feel there’s something growing between my b*tts…
No, I’m one of a kind for sure.
hold on… those are butter knives! These must be sissy lobsters.
Is there anything more terrifying to a lobster than butter, though? It’s like funeral lilies are to us.
OMG those aren’t sissys. They are cannibal Lobsters!
I-Can-has-butter-spread!
Exactly!