Chocolate beaver is available for sale right in broad daylight on Robson Street! It’s really quite brazen the way they pose in the window, hoping to entice some passerby in a moment of weakneses to give in to his baser instincts!
photo by April Smith, intrepid Fearless photographer
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Mmmmm…beav…oh.
Bait and switch, it’s the Canadian way!
I’m a chocoholic but I don’t think even I could munch a chocolate beaver painted pink. Maybe I’m just prejudiced.
No, no, the pink ones are pigs. You’ll often find pigs closeby when people display their beavers in shop windows.
Wow – look at the size of the crack in that pink one.
Really. Soon it’ll be oozing.
If you’ll send us the chocolate beavers we’ll send you the deep-fried chocolate covered beavertails… it could be like a beaver cultural exchange.
If we were swapping beavers in the mail sooner or later Canada Post would turn us in to the authorities.
Chocolate Beaver?
Sign me up.
I’m sick of pink tuna . . .
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And you don’t want to have the two together or you’d surely get sick.