19 thoughts on “the birth of a notion”

1. I’ve got one of those extra cheerful types sitting behind me at work — ARGGHHH!

2. Yes, annoying, but is she PRETENDING TO BE YOU???

3. Whew! Now I don’t have to buy you a drink on Sunday! I knew you could not resist blogging this!

   :-)

4. How do you know it’s a she?

5. It mentioned a husband, children, and an Oprah book club. No gay man is THAT gay.

6. Personally I believe it’s just another Global Media Contamination ploy on your part.

7. I suppose it’s flattering in a twitty sort of way. And I was just leaning towards maybe considering perhaps joining twitter…now I’m possibly ambivalent about that.

8. Wow… I imagine that reading that twitterfeed is exactly what a forecable yiffing feels like.

9. Why, Metro, would I DO such a thing? I ask yez.

   muse, Twitter is what you make of it. Some people never really engage with it and think of it as a place to dump links, or they get one just because they “have” to. You either connect with it or don’t; I’m one of those who made fun of it before, but who now makes a fair bit of pin money from contacts I made on Twitter.

   valar, I daren’t even google that. Does it have something to do with plastic cross-stitch unicorns?

10. You shouldn’t give ice cream to dogs. That’s just cruel…

11. Oh dear. Does it turn them into vicious, unstoppable killing machines? Pretty please?

12. Were any cute and cuddly fluffy widdo ponies harmed in the making of that Twitter background? If so, you should post a disclaimer distancing yourself.

13. I think it goes without saying that I wouldn’t touch My Little Pony With Rainbow-ass Extension Mane & Tail Action with a bargepole, no?

14. “Why, Metro, would I DO such a thing? I ask yez.”

    Um … Is that a trick question?

    I mean, I haven’t actually known you to sell pints of your own blood with your URL on the bottle, but I wouldn’t put it past you.

15. You ever watch South Park? The “Goo-Backs” episode? Where all the guys decide to turn gay in a huge “flesh-pile” in a bid to end the future? Yeah, kinda like that but everybody’s in an anthrapormorph suit (furries).

16. It’s like you have a cotton-candy-coated doppleganger.

17. How £u@#ing annoying.

    Kill the bitch.

18. Slap her with a “what part of ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn don’t you understand, bitch?” and see what happens.

19. That might work!

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