reposted from TeenyManolo, because I’m lazy
Attention, stage parents everywhere! Your sprog has yet another chance to make up for your own inadequacies by prancing in front of uncaring ad executives for an opportunity to enter the glamorous world of professional entertainment:
The Potty Dance
Details on the soul-crushing, future-adolescence-blighting contest here. Via MomFuse.
raincoaster 
mens boggleat
I do believe I could have lived without the Potty Dance. There’s a reason I’m childless.
But look: grownups do it too! I bet it’s sweeping the clubs!