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The one Beatitude they left out of the Bible was “Blessed are the jam bands… for they will help you groove out while you sit on your couch and stare at your blacklight poster.”
It’s in the Gnostic Gospels, I think.
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I keep thinking about poor old Joseph watching his adopted son and saying to Mary:
“Okay, so we know we’re never having grandchildren. But if that kid and his long-haired hippie friends don’t shut up they’re gonna get themselves crucified, dammit!”
That is EXACTLY how it happened. Wow, the Gospel of Metro. Whodathunkit?