It's not the size, it's how you use it
From the Guardian:
Greenland: A ship melts an iceberg by spraying it with seawater near the Stena Forth oil drilling ship
Don’t worry, it happens to everyone.
The Money Shot
raincoaster
49 degrees latitude, 360 degrees attitude!
raincoaster 
I suppose this is what one calls a ‘glacial’?
I rather think you win this thread, no matter what comes after.
Upvote, upvote!
I know what comes after, and it usually calls for a shower.
That’s golden.
Man. Probably the filthiest word play I ever made, and I’m overshadowed by a mad bomber and another exploding oil platform. Maybe it’s for the better to keep this one on ice, though.
Ow! Cool it.