Cthulhu Cake
It is a fact universally acknowledged that when Julian Assange marries me, this will be our wedding cake. Cry all you want, jealous losers, it WILL happen. TEH CAKE IS NOT A LIE!
Iz NOT!
Sulk all you want: he stll isn’t going to go out with you.
Our guest list will be exclusive, and we’re really proud to say that we’ve just got an RSVP from a very important celebrity. Not to drop a name, but, well, if you’ve been around you’ll have heard of him. TENTAQUIL!
I, on the other hand, wish I was a Fakemon
Y’all had better start working on your outfits ASAP: this is one wedding with a STRICT dress code.
not everyone can pull off this look, particularly because of the suckers
Top THAT!
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i found the final photo to be oddly, but severely, disturbing…and i’m not a guy.
i never thought i’d salivate at the possibility of being invited to a celebrity wedding but PLEEAAAASE put me on the list! and i’m so happy you accepted! how did he convince you?
Well, I haven’t actually told him yet. I don’t want to alarm him unduly.
now aren’t you glad I set you up on that blind date?
Yeah, the guy looks like he’s getting a blow job from the octopus, startled at the contact. Because he’s a sucker for an octopus? Never mind,
Yes, Nancy, thanks! Never again will I doubt your himbo-picking powers!
Silvestar, are you sure you’re not FFE? Also: Octopus beaks are nasssssty. It probably smells like a lesbian orgy in that studio.
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I think LOLCthulus are the next great internet meme just waiting to happen.
We seem to have the same weirdass sense of humor.
Lolthulhus have been around a while, but the site seems to have died down, sadly. The stars must not be right.
YET?
Geez! “Blindsided by the truth” I guess. There really is nothing you can joke about that is so far out that there’s not a whole site devoted to it somewhere on the internet.
Rule 34 has now been updated to include “Lols”.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034
If it exists, there are lols about it.
See http://lolnin.com
Exactly where is your betrothed at the moment? You realise if you marry him you’ll need a …………………………… spouse visa.
See those things breaking out of your Wedding Cake? Those are the tenticles of DIAC……………….
We could be neighbours! But with all your rats I’m keeping you away from the kids.
PS – I found the category. :D
Yay!
I figure if he marries me he gets Canadian citizenship, EU passport, and we can rendezvous in the Canary Islands or something.
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