From the Department of Bad Advice

John Cusack and I are both magnets for bad advice

John Cusack and I are both magnets for bad advice

Beneficial for whom? Do you have any IDEA what people like Cusack and me do to mainstreams into which we attempt to integrate? Roughly what a wolverine that’s on fire and radioactive to boot does to a toilet paper roll it’s trying to crawl through, that’s what. See this picture?

Hunter S Thompson John Cusack and Johnny Depp plus one

Pamela Anderson's looking a little rough. Hunter S Thompson John Cusack and Johnny Depp plus one

Do you REALLY want these people in your Bell Curve? No. No, you do not. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

These are:

A selection of considerably more ordinary celebrities, PLUS bonus Elizabeth Taylor.

This is how you know you’ve made it (ManoloFood)

Julian Assange’s wedding cake (raincoaster)

Shatner Shirtless! (Ayyyy)

Julian Assange works it out (Lolebrity)

RIP Dame Elizabeth (AgentBedhead)

The Cars are still together? (BusyBeeBlogger)

Westboro Baptist Church is about to get its ass kicked (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Britney does the “Pee Pose” (CelebritySmack)

The Royal Wedding cocktail (CelebVIPLounge)

Gwen Stefani pulls a Sandra Bullock (DailyStab)

How to make a fangirl uterus explode (EarSucker)

Is that a promise or a threat, Avril? (FitFabCeleb)

Celebupets! (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Hawt, lubricated Matt Damon/Michael Douglas action! (HaveUHeard)

Lilo to the clink, yo. This is not a repeat (HollywoodHiccups)

I AM UNCONTROLLABLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS STORY!!! (INeedMyFix)

Tricks for Nana? Bea Arthur was all over this. (IBBB)

If I was related to these people, I’d call the cops too (MathewGuiver)

“Dizzy Queer Serbian Britney Party” (PoorBritney)

Save the Himbos! (SwoonWorthy)

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