He’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma nailed like jelly to the wall, and pinned down like mercury with a fork. What’s the truth about old St. Nick?
IS AMERICA READY FOR THIS?
Well, as I’m not American, I couldn’t care less.
The fact is, Santa Claus is a black man.
And the fact is, we’re closing in on his actual identity.
Anything to piss off the Teabag whack pots down here is good
Ho, ho, HO!