Studentrads, have you already foolishly pre-spent your stimulus check on frivolities like food or shelter? Silly you.

Have we got a DIY project for you!

At that price (and using tools from your local tool library/co-op, of course) you’ll be able to build almost eight of these beauties, more than enough to handle most local corruption.

If you live in Washington, DC, you’ll naturally want to collaborate with other local cells to ensure that you have adequate supplies. And always remember: these babies are reusable!