quiz: what would your body taste like to a cannibal?

Seriously, what does a woman have to do to get eaten around here? I consider this brand-building at its most primitive. Now that I think of it, I should have hacked it to say “beer” instead.

What would you taste like to a cannibal?

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Quiz: what kind of boots are you?

All of this works, every single bit of it. And, in fact, I’m saving up for some cowboy boots, right after I’ve saved enough for some Fluevog boots. And, given that the Co-op just discovered that I’d overpaid my housing charges last year and charged me only $26 for a full month’s occupancy, I figure I’m getting closer by the day.


You Are Cowboy Boots


You are incredibly down to earth and happy with yourself. You don’t pretend to be someone else.

You also tend to be very practical. You don’t really have a lot of room for fluff in your life.

You are a very honest and direct person. You will give anyone a straight answer, even if it’s a bit uncomfortable.

While you’re quite sensible, you always like a little bit of flash in your life. You don’t overdo it, but you do like turning heads.

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quiz: what comfort food are you?

This works for me. In fact, I think I’ll go out and get myself some of this for breakfast. By the time the Ovaltine opens I’ll have been up for four hours and done three blog posts. I’ll have earned it!


You Are Mac and Cheese


When you are stressed out, you seek safety above everything else.

And nothing is more nourishing than a big warm plate of carbs.

Taking risks takes a toll on you, and you prefer your comfort food to be old fashioned.

You’re the type of person who could eat the same meal every night, especially when life is hard.

quiz: are you coffee or tea?

Why, I’m ME of course. As is this quiz answer.

More interesting posts coming soon, probably as soon as the medication kicks in. Down with yet another illness.


You Are Coffee


You are highly ambitious and goal oriented. You feel like there isn’t enough time in your day to get it all done.

You are outgoing and creative. You love talking with people, thinking up crazy plans, and then acting immediately on them.

When it comes to caffeine, you’d like a refill. You can almost always use an energy boost.

Life is too short. You’re going to get as much out of it as you can. You live for today.

Quiz: which horrible affliction are you?

Yay! Mother would be so proud! I’m so glad I wasn’t something banal like gingivitus or hammertoes. No, this and only this is worthy of the raincoaster brand, I think we can all agree!

I am Ebola. Hear Your Organs Squelch.
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Congratulations, you’re ebola!

You start, innocently enough, with a headache; a fever; chills. Nothing special. Might as well be the flu. But that is only the beginning.

You move on through the unpleasant symptoms list, inducing vomiting, abdominal pain and diarrhea. You start to shut down the kidney and liver, and start to cause bleeding both internally and externally, with little or no clotting. Finally, the patient crashes and bleeds out, in a veritable explosion of blood. Anyone who has contact with that blood, or any of the patient’s body fluids while s/he is infected, is also liable to get you. Now that’s what I’m talking about!

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