Hmmm, I thought I was Bart? Mind you, this fits.
You Are Krusty the Clown |
|
From faking your own death to getting a wacky boob job, you’ll do anything for a laugh. You will be remembered for: your face being everywhere, from cereal to home pregnancy tests Your life philosophy: “I heartily endorse this event or product.” |
The results here are quite surprising. I thought for sure my butt said nothing more than, “You need to lose forty pounds, honey.”
Your Butt Says You’re Laid Back |
|
You are not afraid to flirt and show off what you’ve got. At times, you can be a bit full of yourself. You are drawn toward close, one-on-one relationships. You crave a partner – romantic or otherwise. You are friendly and self-assured. You’re not one to brag, but you’re quite happy with yourself overall. You tend to be a serious, straight laced kind of person. It takes you a while to warm up and let loose. |
I just wanted to get this on the record; it’s not as if anyone who has been reading the blog doesn’t know how this one will turn out already.
You Live an Exciting Life |
|
You have an adventurous spirit, and you don’t like to sit still for too long. If you feel like doing something, you don’t think about it. You just do it. There’s no way you could ever live a boring life. There’s too much to do and not enough time. |
I think it’s time we had another quiz. What can I say, it’s been a loooong week and it’s only Wednesday. My heater just died, which is the least of my problems, but then how did it know I was writing this post, eh? Maybe it was just trying to give me blog fodder; on the other hand, I did find out I still have a job today, so that’s one good thing.
Mindless internet quizzes are another:
Who Should Paint You: Pablo Picasso |
|
Only a master painter could represent your glorious contradictions |
This works. And why does it work? Because I’d never order any other kind of Margarita, of course! Because I am over 16.
It came to pass that one middle of the afternoon I was at Chez Jay’s, a very cool restaurant at the Santa Monica/Venice Beach border, with my two friends, killing time before flying back home. It was, if memory serves, the very day that Janet Jackson suffered her “wardrobe malfunction” and thus, the kitchen had been shut down in anticipation thereof, for very it is a fact well-known among the wise that cooks all have the Second Sight.
And it so happened that each of my friends ordered a diet Coke.
And I ordered, “A double Sauza Conmemorativo Margarita, on the rocks.”
And the waiter said, “At least you’re fun!”
You Are a Lime Margarita |
|
Hyper and driven, you despise lazy behavior of all kinds… especially lazy drunks too tired to dance! |
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
raincoaster 